Secret Prayer

Dear All Things--

Please keep me safe

In the lockbox of my skull,

And money flowing

In my direction.

Please keep fur soft,

And chocolate delicious,

Also, please vouchsafe

My scribbles

To the ages,

Via unexpected critical

Re-evaluation.

Please be there.

Please.

And lastly, All Things,

Let no one hear this prayer--

But All Things.

And for fear of

Intellectual condescension,

Please quell

Any obvious tells

I may have acquired

That would betray

Me to the World

Because,

The best type of Religion

Should be

Must be

Secret Religion.