Handwritten Letter Found in a Used Terry Pratchett Discworld Paperback

Dear Jude,

Here I am at Ladies Workout Express. I did papers earlier. I've got the copier jammed AGAIN. 

I'm getting the loan payments lower.

However I got a traffic ticket.

So I have to go to Traffic School for 4 hours.

The cost will set me back about $100.00.

Bitter cold today. I need to let Smoke out this afternoon.

Joyces funeral mass wasn't very good.

I had a headache from it.

Little Bruce fainted during it.

Andy one of the altar boys had to use the bathroom.

Grandma went with me and they had quite a crowd.

Neither Joyce's mom or dad were there.

There was no school Mon - Lincoln's birthday and no school Thurs. - Joyce's funeral.

Snow is melting & I found 2 dead chickens in the yard.

Not much is new, mostly work.

Horse fair is March 3rd & 4th. I might go.

I love you.

Shirley – Mom